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Dear Sophia Coppola,

Why do you bother me so much? I suppose it's that you always seem to take things that I feel are near and dear to me and then feature them in your movies for all the world to see and hear and then I feel so very not unique. This time in a trailer less than two short minutes long you've managed to combine my favorite spot in LA as the setting for your entire film, the Chateau (although it's really been falling off recently, so maybe you can just have that) and a treasure of a song from Mr. Casablancas nearly in its entirety that was the opening track in Junna's birthday mix last year. I'm shocked you didn't cast Ben Foster in the lead role. I can only imagine what other nuggets you've mined from my life to exploit on the big screen for your own professional gain.

Sincerely,
Ryan

With all that said, I am still very much looking forward to seeing this movie, if for no other reason than to see Chateau Marmont in all her cinematic glory.