Pornkins

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Tokyo Seen

This is a photo from an exhibit titled "Tokyo Seen" at the Tokyo Metropolitan Museum of Photography.

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Just Because...

[Thanks to The Sassmouth Chronicles]

Jeremih - "Birthday Sex"

This is ridiculous and hilarious.

Suck & Blow

Oh, France. God love you. This would be their anti-smoking campaign. Not really sure it accomplishes that, but it's certainly playful and eye-catching. Here's their explanation:

"The ads suggest that smoking is being a slave to tobacco by showing young guys and girls kneeling down in a simulated forced oral sex scenario with the cigarette assuming the role of the penis."

This assumes 'forced oral sex' is a negative. Fail.

[Thanks to Hello Francis]

Vice Squad

With all the talk about scat bars and puke porn and octopus sex it’s easy to forget that Japan also caters to totally reasonable fetishes, like guys who wish girls walked around without pants all day.

Ultimate Heterosexuality Test

See an arm? You're gay.

...You're Welcome

If you're interested in hearing the prudish Megan Fox drone on about lame things like her lust for Hollywood strippers, an insatiable sexual appetite, and playing with her boyfriend's business in public, click here.

Vice Squad

Other girls hate when you date girls like this because it makes you look like a pedophile but as Marc Maron says, “Of course we want to fuck 14 year-old girls. That’s why there’s a law!”

Let The (Sex) Games Begin!

Tomorrow night thousands of young men and women with the most fit, toned bodies in the world will mingle for the last time before they fly home. What might they get up to?

Ladies, You're Better Than This - Introducing The 'Ass Bra'

We've seen underpants with ass-padding, but what about those women who want a little help shaping their derriere and yet don't want to add any extra volume? There's a void in the undergarment market, and Bubbles Bodywear has taken advantage of it: Meet the Double-O Push-Up Thong, an ass bra. "Go undercover with a license to 'shake what your mama gave you' with our new Double-O Collection!" their Website urges. The Push-Up Thong, they say, "enhances the lift, shape and volume of the derriere while also flattening the lower tummy and shaping the thigh." At $64, it's not exactly the cheapest solution to a saggy backside. At least you can probably achieve the same effect by cutting holes in your old Spanx.

Women’s Table-Tennis Players Urged to Wear Short Skirts, Tighter Shirts - That's The Business

They're trying to encourage women players to wear short skirts and tighter shirts that emphasize their curves, kind of like regular tennis players.

Researchers Question Wide Use of HPV Vaccines

Two vaccines against cervical cancer are being widely used without sufficient evidence about whether they are worth their high cost or even whether they will effectively stop women from getting the disease, two articles in this week’s New England Journal of Medicine conclude.

More women are having fewer children, if at all

New Census report shows 1 in 5 U.S. women in early 40s is childless.

It's Business Time

Today in a meeting:

"We're going to release internally."

Indeed.

If There's Grass On The Field, Wax It

Moms are bringing daughters to spas for hair removal before puberty.

Vice Squad

L.A. is so warm and easy and greasy you can almost smell the balls the second you get out of the airport.

Fail of the Day

It's Business Time

Today in a meeting:

"Hand insertion really jacks up the price."

Yeah. Tell me about it.

Seriously?

I was watching the Olympics last night, and the announcer introduced one of the American female swimmers as Misty Hymen. Seriously? Even a stripper would find that name a bit egregious.