Jersey Shore

This kind of looks amazing. A new reality show from MTV depicting the despicable taste and stylings of those almost-human guidos and guido-esses that inhabit New Jersey.

7 MTV-Defining Stars Who Wouldn't Be Allowed on MTV Anymore

Many of us grew up in a time where the network was perceived as alternative, cutting-edge, and cool, though it's hard to picture the stars who made it that way getting a foot through the door of the modern-day MTV casting office. Here, then, are seven iconic MTV personalities who would have no place on a network that now fills its programming with multiple iterations of the "spoiled rich girl" reality genre.

MTV’s New Model Reality Show Is All About Getting Contestants to Lose Weight

Model Maker asks girls who are pretty enough to be models but lack the super-thin figure necessary to make it big to lose weight to realize their dreams.