People Who Deserve It (A Punch In The Face)

This website was created by someone who jumped inside my brain, found my hate-center, and took detailed notes. For some reason, I was not given credit. My intellectual property lawsuit is currently underway.

In the meantime, have a look at this delightfully cathartic and amusing list of annoying and bothersome things the masses do in order to provoke and irritate me on a daily basis. To wet your appetite, here are some that I particularly related to. The accompanying pictures and full-length descriptions on the website only add to the enjoyment:

#98 – Biker Who Thinks He’s A Car
#86 – Movie Theater Text Messager
#107 – Dude Who Takes Monopoly Way Too Seriously
#149- Upstairs Elephant Neighbor
#34- Slow Walker Sidewalk Blocker
#25- Concert Pusher
#81- Full Meal Movie Goer
#27- Incessant Facebook Status Updater
#22 – Loser Who Pisses on Toilet Seat
#11- Movie-Seat Kicker
#145 – Excessively Nude Locker Room Dominator
#144- Crying Plane Baby
#142- Socks and Sandals Schmuck
#137 – Overly Passive Parent
#135- Parking Spot Thief
#131- Grocery Store Check Writer
#115- All Caps Typer
#114 – Bathroom Stall Cellphone Caller
#113- Pointless Meeting Organizer
#110 – Sidewalk Eco-Savior
#109 – Apathetic Clothing Store Clerk
#101 – Bad Breath Boss
#99- Uncontrollable Chain Mail Forwarder
#90 – Escalator Impeder
#88 – Last Question Class Extender
#82 -Two Spot Parker
#77- “Get You Back Later” Guy

[Thanks to The Sassmouth Chronicles]